The Guggenheim offered to loan the president and first lady a n18-karat, fully functioning, solid gold toilet.
It’s 2 minutes to midnight, he hands that threaten doom.
Do you have Ty Segall fatigue?
Lisa Goes To College.
ADOPT THIS PUPPY
OMG IZ THEY FINALLY ANNOUNCING THE WAR ON ARBOR DAY‽
Greetings, Earthlings. On Jan 30th we have some news that is going to answer your most pressing TLA-based questions. pic.twitter.com/2W1J8dbcyp
— The Lawrence Arms (@TheLawrenceArms) January 24, 2018
New Brandon Phillips and the Condition video!
Premiere of our new Lyric Video for “Clean and Sober” over at @idobianthm https://t.co/4y81goIFSs
— Brandon T Phillips (@BrandonPandtheC) January 24, 2018
Hey Rosenstock, come to our office! We have coffee mugs and doodle pads, too.
Mr. @jeffrosenstock came by the office, drew a self portrait, had a coffee, and then washed the mug and put it back like a very nice boy. https://t.co/ogYz0IMSlk pic.twitter.com/O0AUMUk6Qx
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) January 24, 2018
Can you play that cool “Parklife” riff on it? No? Then throw that piece of rubbish in the dustbin.
Hah! I am really crap at the Mac phone 8
— graham coxon (@grahamcoxon) January 24, 2018
FUCK YOU. GET LEPRECHAUNED.
Come get weird St Party’s Day Weekend with us and @DecentCriminal_ in WI/MN: pic.twitter.com/l6oklfXQFG
— DIRECT HIT! (@DirectHit_sucks) January 24, 2018