The Guggenheim offered to loan the president and first lady a n18-karat, fully functioning, solid gold toilet.
https://riotfest.org/2018/01/trumps-wanted-borrow-van-gogh-guggenheim-offered-gold-toilet-instead/
It’s 2 minutes to midnight, he hands that threaten doom.
https://riotfest.org/2018/01/2-minutes-2-midnight/
Do you have Ty Segall fatigue?
https://riotfest.org/2018/01/ty-segall-fatigue/
Lisa Goes To College.
https://riotfest.org/2018/01/simpsons-punk-rock-album-cover-mashups-weve-waiting/
ADOPT THIS PUPPY
https://riotfest.org/2018/01/riot-fest-adoptable-puppy-week-clumsy/
OMG IZ THEY FINALLY ANNOUNCING THE WAR ON ARBOR DAY‽
Greetings, Earthlings. On Jan 30th we have some news that is going to answer your most pressing TLA-based questions. pic.twitter.com/2W1J8dbcyp
— The Lawrence Arms (@TheLawrenceArms) January 24, 2018
New Brandon Phillips and the Condition video!
Premiere of our new Lyric Video for “Clean and Sober” over at @idobianthm https://t.co/4y81goIFSs
— Brandon T Phillips (@BrandonPandtheC) January 24, 2018
Hey Rosenstock, come to our office! We have coffee mugs and doodle pads, too.
Mr. @jeffrosenstock came by the office, drew a self portrait, had a coffee, and then washed the mug and put it back like a very nice boy. https://t.co/ogYz0IMSlk pic.twitter.com/O0AUMUk6Qx
— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) January 24, 2018
Can you play that cool “Parklife” riff on it? No? Then throw that piece of rubbish in the dustbin.
Hah! I am really crap at the Mac phone 8
— graham coxon (@grahamcoxon) January 24, 2018
FUCK YOU. GET LEPRECHAUNED.
Come get weird St Party’s Day Weekend with us and @DecentCriminal_ in WI/MN: pic.twitter.com/l6oklfXQFG
— DIRECT HIT! (@DirectHit_sucks) January 24, 2018
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