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The Riot Fest (Last-Minute) Holiday Gift Guide

The Riot Fest (Last-Minute) Holiday Gift Guide

December 17, 2018 (December 7, 2022) // Riot Fest

You waited until the last minute to get presents this year didn’t you? We’re here to help. The holidays are all about buying stuff, so we made a list of some Riot Fest Approved items you should buy for your friends and family.


Cookin’ with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price – $15.30, paperback: There’s only one thing that Coolio’s been doing longer than rapping: cooking. His recipes are built around solid comfort foods with a healthy twist that don’t break the bank.


Bad Religion – Christmas Songs: Who better to help you celebrate that most wonderful time of the year than holiday favorites Bad Religion? Bad Religion have threatened to record an album of seasonal classics for years, and now they’ve gone and done it, tackling eight chestnuts in their classic punk rock style


GWAR – Orgasmageddon Socks – $19.99: One copy each of issues #2, 3 & 4 of the Orgasmageddon comic. One copy of issue #1, signed by the band. It’s GWAR, it’s comics, it’s signed. It’s the perfect present for grandma!


Andrew W.K. Inflatable Pizza Guitar – $8.99: A nearly life size inflatable replica of Andrew’s legendary pizza guitar! 42″ long x 20″ wide. Three and half feet long, with highly accurate full color pizza details on the front and the bloody nose pattern on the back, just like Andrew’s original guitar!  


John Stamos Life-Size Cutout – $69.97: It’s a life-size cutout of John Stamos. If you want to know what to get the Riot Fest Twitter Person, this is it. It’s the greatest present you could ever give or get. Seriously, please send to the Riot Fest office.


Riot Fest 2019 Early Bird Tickets – starting at $115: It’s the perfect gift for the whole family. So if you’re looking for any holiday gift ideas that are almost as good as the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window, get Riot Fest tickets.


Soothsayer – Typesetter Hot Sauce #5 – $10: Our AWARD WINNING spicy tequila verde blend for Chicago favorites, Typesetter! This sauce took FIRST PLACE in the hot category in the 2017 International Flavor Awards! Each bottle comes with a download of their #5 EP…so get yr mits on the first ever album release via hot sauce!


Great Northern Popcorn Cart – $365: If you are in the market for a popcorn popper, stop looking! The antique style design evokes memories of early days at the ballgames, carnivals, or the movie theater.

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