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Name A 2024 Riot Fest Portapotty After Your Crappy Ex Contest

Name A 2024 Riot Fest Portapotty After Your Crappy Ex Contest

The person with a certified crappy Ex wins a pair of VIP tickets to Riot Fest 2024
February 9, 2024 (February 9, 2024) // Riot Fest

We at Riot Fest have a long tradition of celebrating (or anti-celebrating) Valentine’s Day. This year, we’re giving you the opportunity to take something crappy and turn it into something great: Riot Fest tickets.

For this contest, tell us about your certified Crappy Ex to be entered to win a pair of Riot Fest 2024 VIP tickets. We’ll share some of the craziest stories on Valentine’s Day so we can all celebrate in your past misery together…because that’s what Valentine’s Day is all about!

We’re choosing ONE entrant to win a pair of VIP tickets to Riot Fest 2024. As a bonus, you’ll also get bragging rights for all of 2024, which would be a weird thing to brag about, but hey everyone has to be the best at something.

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Official Rules

How to Enter + Contest Deadlines

  • Use peoples’ first names only (for privacy reasons, of course).
  • All contest entries must be received on February 13th by 11:59 PM
  • Winner will be picked on February 14th and notified.
  • We’ll share the winner and some honorable mentions on February 14th on RiotFest.org.
  • Enter by filling out the form on this page below.
  • See the full contest rules below.

PICKING A WINNER

One (1) winner will be chosen by the Riot Fest staff, who are also experts on shitty people. (We get a lot of customer support emails.)

The winner’s “Ex,” whoever they are, will have a real portapotty named after them at Riot Fest, and maybe we’ll let people write mean messages with a Sharpie on it. I don’t know if we can do that because September is a long ways away, but we’re strongly considering it.

You don’t get private access (toilets are for everyone!), but the winner will receive a pair of 3-Day Riot Fest 2024 VIP tickets.

There’s no need for creativity in this contest because we’re going to name the portapotty after your Ex. (First name only!) You will have to submit to us why you think your Ex is THE WORST, and deserving a being shit on/in all weekend long at Riot Fest.

Enter The Contest

OFFICIAL CONTEST RULES

Who Can Enter

1. To be eligible to participate in this contest, entrants must be U.S. residents and at least 18 years of age.

2. Employees of Riot Fest Corporation, and their affiliated companies, and advertising and promotion agencies and the immediate family members of each are ineligible.  The term “immediate family” includes spouses, grandparents, parents, siblings, children and grandchildren.

How to Enter

1. Enter online at RiotFest.org

a)  No purchase is necessary to enter.  Only one entry allowed per account holder OR [Qualified entrants may enter as often as they wish.]

b)    To enter, fill out the form on this page. No mechanically reproduced or completed entries will be accepted. 

 c)    The contest starts on Friday, February 9th and all entries must be received by Riot Fest Corporation by February 13th.  Riot Fest Corporation is not responsible for lost, late, or misdirected entries, printing errors, server unavailability, computer, or any other electronic malfunction.

d)    On Februar 14th, one (1) winner will be selected by Riot Fest Staff from among valid entries. Remaining valid entries will not carry over to the next drawing.

The Prize(s)

1. One (1) winner will be selected.  Winner will all receive a pair of VIP 3-Day passes to Riot Fest 2024.

2. The winner will be notified by email message. Before claiming the prize, the winner must provide his/her correct name, address and telephone number to Riot Fest Corporation at the time of notification. Claims for tickets must be received within fourteen (14) days of notification, at the time the winner claims his/her prize from Riot Fest Corporation. Each winner must show picture identification to claim prizes.  Riot Fest Corporation reserves the right to examine additional identification and may choose to accept or deny awarding the prize based on the identification presented.

3. If a winner cannot be notified within fourteen (14) days, or does not timely sign and return the release and affidavit of eligibility, then the prize will be forfeited, and the prize will be awarded to an alternate winner randomly selected from among remaining valid entries. 

4. There will be no substitutions or cash alternatives for any prize except at the sole discretion of Riot Fest Corporation.  Riot Fest Corporation has the right to substitute a prize of similar value.  No transfer or assignment of prizes is allowed.

5. The winner is responsible for paying all local, county, state and federal taxes on prizes based on the estimated retail value of the prizes as set forth in these rules. 

 6. Only one prize will be awarded per household.

7. Riot Fest Corporation is not liable if the provider of any part of the prize fails to satisfy its obligations to furnish its portion of the prize.

8. Riot Fest Corporation is not responsible for any liability arising directly or indirectly from the award or use of the prize.

9. In claiming your prize, you acknowledge that Riot Fest Corporation has the right to publicize your name, character, likeness, text submission, and content of your entry, and the fact that you are the winner for promotional purposes without financial remuneration.

 Odds of Winning/Miscellaneous

 1.  Odds of winning depend on the number of valid entries received.

2.  Complete contest rules are available Monday through Friday during normal business hours at Riot Fest Corporation at Riot Fest Corporation. P.O. Box 220350. Chicago, IL 60622.

3.  For a list of prize winners, send a separate, self-addressed, stamped envelope to Riot Fest Corporation at Riot Fest Corporation. P.O. Box 220350. Chicago, IL 60622, at least 30 days after end of contest.

4.  This contest is subject to all applicable laws and regulations and is void where prohibited.  Riot Fest Corporation accepts no responsibility or liability in connection with any injuries, losses or damages of any kind caused by or resulting from the acceptance, possession or use of any prize awarded hereunder.

5.  Riot Fest Corporation cannot be held liable for any lost or stolen entries, prizes, or contest information.  Riot Fest Corporation is not responsible for any computer or electronic malfunction, server unavailability, technological glitch, or human error relating to this contest and/or the use of short-code.

6.  Riot Fest Corporation reserves the right to make rules and contest changes, and change the aforementioned contest dates.

7.   By entering this contest, each entrant waives any and all claims of liability against Riot Fest Corporation, and their respective parents, affiliates, officers, directors, employees and agents, for any and all claims, loss, damage or injury which may occur as a result of entrant’s participation in this contest.

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