It’s spooky season and what better way to celebrate than to ask everyone what they’re irrationally afraid of?
These would never happen, haha. Unless…
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DAN
Standing behind a tall person at a concert / standing in front of a short person at a concert. I would like to have a good sightline without being in the way of someone else’s.
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JEN
Daddy Long Legs. I don’t care that they are not spiders and are harmless to humans, they freak me out. Same with cave crickets.
Being trapped in a crowded elevator in a skyscraper (triple whammy of fears) see also: flying in a metal tube 30,000ft in the air.
Dating apps.
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HANNAH
Any type of spider.
Marc.
The creepy crawlers that live in this office.
Waves, but also the entirety of the ocean.
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MO
Unemployment.
Clowns.
Emails sent after 5:00PM on a weekday.
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TWITTER PERSON
Luba.
Being sober.
The collapse of civilization.
Your mom not calling me back the next day.
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CAROLINE
Getting my hair stuck in a rollercoaster.
The mystery seat moisture on the CTA.
Accidentally having my camera on during a Zoom call.
Under-packing undergarments when traveling.
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LUBA
Rain on Riot Fest weekend.
Murderer breaking into my house right as my foot falls asleep.
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MARC
The spider near my car keys.
Hannah.
Shingles (because by all accounts Shingles doesn’t care).
Hearing the phrase “having a moment”
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JAKE
A 5th Buffalo Bills Super Bowl loss.
That Tom Waits will play live again but I won’t be able to be there to see it.
My Spotify Wrapped.
[yarpp]
