Giveaway: The Lawrence Arms Present: The 10th Annual War on Xmas
Whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you have a chance to win.To celebrate The Lawrence Arms’ The 10th Annual War on Xmas, we’re giving away one pair of tickets to night one and one pair of tickets to night two of the show. Send a letter to Santa (aka fill out the form below) for a chance to win. The Lawrence Arms Present: The 10th Annual War on Xmas…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week: Marley
Marley is a water dog. Marley is also the kid that pees in the pool with no shame. He proceeded to frolic in the water often biting at it. All joking aside, Marley caught a tough break. He was adopted in April 2017 and returned 14 months later, no reason given. He appears to have…
Alkaline Trio Announce New Album and Release New Song
Alkaline Trio announced a new album today and they were kind enough to release the first single off that new album for our listening pleasure. Is This Thing Cursed? is scheduled for release on August 31st via Epitaph Records and now you can listen to “Blackbird,” the first song off that album. There’s a good…
Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of July 16, 2018
The phrase “better to fart and bear the shame, than not to fart and bear the pain” will take on a whole new meaning at work this week.
Riot Fest Gives This Year’s Pitchfork Music Festival Lineup a 10.0, and Here’s Why
As our friends at Pitchfork Music Festival get Union Park ready for their big party this weekend, us Riot Fest folks have been carefully studying their lineup in anticipation of another great weekend in Chicago. Despite the diverse musical taste of the Riot Fest staff—look closely, and you’ll find a John Mayer fan or two…
Happy National Hot Dog Day. Let’s Celebrate Encased Meats.
If Riot Fest bands were hot dogsToday is National Hot Dog Day, a day in which we celebrate the miracle of encased meats. Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of? You know? Lips and assholes! Well we don’t care what they’re made of, give us more lips and assholes please. To honor this great American holiday, we made…
Win A Scholarship to Riot Fest University
The winner has been notified. CONGRATS TO MIRANDA VOJAK FROM MINNESOTA. You have been accepted to Riot Fest University! Riot Fest University was founded in 2005 on the basic principals of knowledge, honor, and service, and is widely regarded in scholarly circles to be the highest institution in the land. To combat the stressors of…
A Giant Shirtless Sexy Jeff Goldblum Statue Has Been Erected In London To Celebrate Jurassic Park
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of “Jurassic Park” a giant shirtless sexy statue of Jeff Goldblum has been erected (yes we said “erected”) in front of Tower Bridge in London. Taking over six weeks and 250 painstaking hours to make, the majestic statue was erected by UK streaming service Now TV. It’s approximately 10 feet…
Cat Power Announces New Album Called ‘Wanderer’
Cat Power has announced a new album called Wanderer. The first Cat Power album in 6 years, it’s scheduled for release on October 5 via Domino Record Co. In a statement, Chan Marshall aka Cat Power says, “The course my life has taken in this journey — going from town to town, with my guitar, telling…
