Today is National Hot Dog Day, a day in which we celebrate the miracle of encased meats. Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of? You know? Lips and assholes!
Well we don’t care what they’re made of, give us more lips and assholes please.
To honor this great American holiday, we made a list of classic hot dogs and then made some awesome graphics with Riot Fest bands underneath them.
If you’re in Chicago just make sure you don’t put ketchup on your dog.
And speaking of Chicago, you can see all these bands at Riot Fest in Chicago this September. (you thought we were going to get through a whole post without plugging Riot Fest tickets?)