Sting and Shaggy To Release Jamaican-Flavored Joint on 4/20; And By ‘Joint’ we mean ‘Album’
It took them long enough, but Sting and Shaggy are finally releasing an album together. According to Rolling Stone, the King of Dancehall and the King of Pain have linked up their kingdoms to create 44/876, a new album coming out on April 20, 2018 (a.k.a. 4/20; a.k.a. the one day of the year that…
In Latest Act Of Heroism, Jack White Bans Cell Phones At All Upcoming Concerts
If you plan on seeing Jack White this year, don’t plan on taking photos or live-tweeting the whole thing like a dingus. Jack White is on to you, and his concerts will all be phone-free zones. Banning the use of annoying cell phones during concerts has thankfully become a more common practice, especially among comedians…
Less Than Jake Wants You To Photograph Their Next Show
Are you a Less Than Jake fan? Are you a photographer? Are you a Less Than Jake fan who is also a photographer? If you answered “yes” to any of those questions (especially the last one), then have we got good news for you… Less Than Jake is looking for photographers in each city on…
Veterinary Clinic Is Hiring A Professional Cat Cuddler
Oh. My. God. Quit your job right now and pack your bags for Ireland. The Just Cats Veterinary Clinic and Cattery in Dublin is hiring a full-time Professional Cat Cuddler. Do you have gentle hands, capable of petting and stroking cats for long periods of time? Are you soft-spoken and capable of cat whispering to…
The Daily Riot Fest Roundup
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2018Happy Pie Day. Please celebrate responsibly. Residents in Alabama held a candlelight vigil for a Taco Bell. https://riotfest.org/2018/01/residents-alabama-held-candlelight-vigil-arbys-taco-bell-burned-across-street/ When Drag Queens go pop. https://riotfest.org/2018/01/better-work-drag-queens-go-pop/ Slayer announced their final tour dates. https://riotfest.org/2018/01/slayer-announce-tour-dates-final-world-tour/ Tom Waits to remaster and reissue first 7 albums. https://riotfest.org/2018/01/tom-waits-remaster-reissue-first-seven-albums/ How’s about a little love for the corgis out there? its little corgi tongue…
Residents In Alabama Held Candlelight Vigil At Arby’s For Taco Bell That Burned Down Across The Street
On January 17th, the Taco Bell in Montgomery, Alabama burned down. On January 21st, around 100 people showed up for a candlelight vigil to mourn the loss of their “beloved taco bell” and “stand together in the loss of our beloved Taco Bell.” Because the Taco Bell was still an active investigation site, the vigil…
Slayer Announce Tour Dates For Final World Tour
Yesterday, Slayer announced they would be doing one final world tour and then calling it quits. In a 2016 interview, Tom Araya said, “After 35 years, it’s time to like, collect my pension. I like singing and just spitting that hitt out and convincing everybody that this guy is a fucking maniac. It’s like acting.…
Tom Waits To Remaster and Reissue First Seven Albums
Tom Waits is re-releasing some of his early Elektra Asylum Records albums. The remastered albums, many of which are out of print, will be available digitally, streaming, and on 180-gram vinyl. Closing Time, will be released first on March 9th. You can pre-order the album here. Release dates have not been announced for the other…
