Nightmare Fish With Human-Like Teeth Found In Michigan
Never Go In The Water AgainNOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. FUCK. THIS. NIGHTMARE. FISH. Three of these nightmare fish, also know as the red-bellied pacu, also known as the ‘testicle-eating fish’ — are you fucking kidding me? TESTICLE-EATING?!?! — have been caught in July in Michigan’s Lake St. Clair and Port Huron. These fish, made by Satan himself, are native to…
Most Vinyl Collectors are Middle-Aged Loners
Vinyl has made a huge resurgence over the past decade and many people think hipsters are to blame, but market research company YouGov has published new findings showing that may not actually be the case, at least in the UK. After analyzing data on 2016 vinyl sales in the UK, YouGov has come to a…
Green Day Releases New Song
New Album ‘Revolution Radio’ set for release on October 7Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tre Cool are back. Green Day just released ‘Bang Bang’, a new single from their upcoming album called Revolution Radio set for release on October 7. It will be their 12th studio album and first since ¡Uno!, ¡Dos!, ¡Tré!, in 2012. Listen to the new single, and check out…
Douglas Park Community Day – This Saturday, 8/13
Riot Fest is hosting its 2nd Community Day at Douglas Park this weekend. On Saturday, August 13th, residents are invited to attend a Community Job Fair and Ticketing Registration from 1 to 4 pm at the intersection of Ogden & Sacramento. Please see below for more information. *These opportunities are available only to residents in…
Against Me! Just Released A New Song
Listen to “Haunting, Haunted, Haunts”Listen to “Haunting, Haunted, Haunts”, the newest Against Me! song off the album Shape Shift With Me — set for release on September 16 on Total Treble. This release of “Haunting, Haunted, Haunts” is part of the Adult Swim Singles Program. Listen to the single, download it here, and come see Against Me! at Riot Fest…
Enter Riot Fest’s Best Bartender Contest
Win a VIP experience at Riot Fest for you and nine friendsAre you a local bartender in Chicago or Denver? Enter Riot Fest’s Best Bartender Contest for your chance to win a VIP experience at Riot Fest for you and nine friends, plus a victory party at your bar courtesy of Riot Fest! The bartender with the most votes in each city wins the grand prize.…
Half Your Friends Don’t Actually Like You Like That
A new study by researchers at MIT analyzed friendships in 84 subjects aged 23 to 38 and found that about half of perceived friendships aren’t mutual. That’s right, according to this study, about half of the people you think are your friends don’t actually like you like that. In a study titled “Are You Your…
Meat is Murder The Video Game
Morrissey and PETA Team Up For 8-Bit Video GameMorrissey and PETA have teamed up to bring us a video game version of “Meat Is Murder”. From the press release: The Smiths’ 1985 classic “Meat Is Murder” is back in 8-bit form for This Beautiful Creature Must Die, PETA’s new online game that features an instrumental arcade-style version of the song on loop. Players…
