Giveaway: The Lawrence Arms Present: The 10th Annual War on Xmas
Whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you have a chance to win.To celebrate The Lawrence Arms’ The 10th Annual War on Xmas, we’re giving away one pair of tickets to night one and one pair of tickets to night two of the show. Send a letter to Santa (aka fill out the form below) for a chance to win. The Lawrence Arms Present: The 10th Annual War on Xmas…
Warning: Zombie Deer Disease Could Spread To Humans Soon
Experts at the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) are warning hunters and other outdoor enthusiasts that a fatal zombie-like disease outbreak that is infecting deer, elk and moose has the possibility of spreading to humans.
The Official Riot Fest Valentine’s Day / Anti-Valentine’s Day Playlist
It’s Valentine’s Day and since almost every song is about falling in love, or falling out of love, or doing drugs, or doing each other, we thought the best thing to do would be to make a Pro-Valentine’s Day Playlist and an Anti-Valentine’s Day Playlist. PRO-VALENTINE’S DAY: You pay attention to Riot Fest social media…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week: Dr. Funk
Dr. Funk was named after a volunteer’s favorite tiki drink, because he is that cool. He’s easy to leash up and get out. He’s strong when he wants to but for a big guy, he’s easy to handle. Dr. Funk probably would’ve marked the entire yard if I’d let him, and if we had that…
For $5,000, You Can Spend The Weekend With Jose Canseco Searching For Aliens And Bigfoot
The truth is out there, and Jose Canseco want you to come along for the ride. The former MLB home run basher has invited anyone who wants to join him to call the number of Morgan Management and go hunting for Bigfoot and aliens.
Riot Fest 2019 Valentine’s Day Cards
Did you forget about Valentine’s Day or are you just too cheap to buy a card for your boo? Either way we’ve got you covered with this year’s edition of Riot Fest Valentine’s Day cards. Print off these complimentary cards for the special person in your life and let them know how you really feel.
You Should Only Eat Six French Fries Per Serving, Says Stupid Science
Eric Rimm, anti-fun, professor in the departments of epidemiology and nutrition at the Harvard T. H. Chan School of Public Health says the “ideal” serving size of french fries, the delicious fried potato sticks that bring joy to billions of people, is only six. How many french fries is that? Well if you had six…
Do You Have The Time To Read About the Anniversary of Green Day’s Dookie?
Dookie came out 25 years ago this month. Yours truly was 17, and like most 17-year-olds without a Cool Older Bro to tell me what was good, I learned about what was “good” from MTV and alt-radio. Nine Inch Nails might as well have invented industrial music, Nirvana the distortion pedal. Sure, Ramones, Sex Pistols…
KFC Gets Rid Of Lettuce, Adds Cheetos To Chicken Sandwiches
Do you live in North Carolina, Virginia or Georgia? You’re in “luck,” because KFC is testing a Cheetos Sandwich. If you’ve ever thought, “I like fried chicken sandwiches but that stupid lettuce is always ruining it,” then this is the sandwich you’ve been waiting for, because KFC has replaced that stupid lettuce with Cheetos and…
