Best of Riot Fest 2024 Photo Gallery + 3-Day Recap Video
So many great pictures, it’ll probably crash your tabsRiot Fest is over, and yeah, we’re bummed too. But don’t worry, the memories live on (and so do the porta-potty lines). There were crowdsurfing newlyweds, reunions, anniversaries, and of course, you beautiful maniacs. We’ll have a few more galleries, videos, and cool shit to share in the coming weeks, and we can’t wait until…
Daily Riot Fest Roundup
Tuesday, November 8th, 2017Los Angeles declares Friday, November 10th as Morrissey Day. https://riotfest.org/2017/11/60-people-kicked-perfect-circle-show-taking-pictures/ https://riotfest.org/2017/11/bring-ranch-dressing-hose-hidden-valley-selling-5-liter-kegs-ranch-dressing/ https://riotfest.org/2017/11/parlor-walls-favorite-new-noise-loving-janet-jackson-fans/ Metro Chicago and Riot Fest present 2 nights with Tiger Army on 11/24 & 11/25! But here’s the catch – the 11/24 show is at Beat Kitchen and the only way you can get tickets is if you ALSO get tickets to the 11/25…
Parlor Walls Are Your Favorite New Noise-Loving Janet Jackson Fans
Parlor Walls are a unique band, even by the standards of the experimental edge of the Brooklyn punk scene where they’ve kicking up noise for the past few years. It’s not just because they’re one of the few groups around with a member who alternates between clarinet and the oddball breath-controlled MIDI interface known as…
More Than 60 People Kicked Out Of Perfect Circle Show For Taking Pictures
According to MetalsSucks.net, over 60 people were ejected from the Perfect Circle show at the Santander Arena & Santander Performing Arts Center in Reading, PA last weekend. Most fans of Tool, Puscifer, and A Perfect Circle know that Maynard James Keenan is no fan of cameras at his shows, and this weekend obviously showed he…
Bring Me My Ranch Dressing Hose! Hidden Valley Is Selling 5 Liter Kegs Of Ranch Dressing
Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose! Well it’s not a ranch dressing hose, but Hidden Valley® is selling a 5 liter keg of ranch dressing. That’s right, you can buy a keg that is specifically designed to dispense ranch dressing. These scientists and engineers could have…
Daily Riot Fest Roundup
Tuesday, November 7th, 2017Only a few tickets left! The Lawrence Arms Third Annual War On X-mas! December 14, 15, & 16 at Cobra Lounge & Bottom Lounge! https://riotfest.org/2017/11/want-know-mcdonalds-ice-cream-machine-broken-theres-app/ https://riotfest.org/2017/11/william-shatner-garbageman/ https://riotfest.org/2017/11/tiffany-co-selling-1000-tin-can-fuck-thats/ Jaded In Chicago has a new interview with Sincere Engineer’s Deanna Belos about her debut album, which came out recently on Red Scare Industries. Catch Sincere Engineer’s record…
Tiffany & Co. Is Selling A $1,000 Tin Can Because Fuck You That’s Why
Tiffany & Co. is selling a $1,000 “tin can“. This “tin can” that looks exactly like a tin can that dog food, or peas comes in, is actually made of sterling silver because fuck you that’s why. According to their website, “The Everyday Objects collection transforms utilitarian items into handcrafted works of art. A classic…
William Shatner Is A Garbageman
In January of 2018, Dr. Demento will be releasing a new two-hour compilation titled Covered In Punk, with over 60 tracks of punk covers of novelty songs and novelty covers of punks songs including “thirty different, never before released, all-new ‘punk’ cover versions of ‘mad music and crazy comedy’ songs famously heard on the airwaves…
Want To Know If A McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Is Broken? There’s An App For That
Need your McFlurry fix but are afraid of waiting in the drive-thru only to find out the “machine is down”? There’s an app for that. Even though McDonald’s ice cream machines are always down, just like that cab drivers credit card machine is “not working”, at least you can know ahead of time and save…