Best of Riot Fest 2024 Photo Gallery + 3-Day Recap Video
So many great pictures, it’ll probably crash your tabsRiot Fest is over, and yeah, we’re bummed too. But don’t worry, the memories live on (and so do the porta-potty lines). There were crowdsurfing newlyweds, reunions, anniversaries, and of course, you beautiful maniacs. We’ll have a few more galleries, videos, and cool shit to share in the coming weeks, and we can’t wait until…
Jonah White Became A Millionaire By Selling Fake Plastic Hillbilly Teeth
Some people become millionaires by winning the lottery, or inheriting money from their family, or inventing some life changing new technology. Jonah White became a millionaire by selling fake plastic hillbilly teeth. Founder of Billy-Bob Teeth Inc., Jonah and his partner have made more than $50 million dollars by actually making people look they have…
Denver Is More Likely Than Chicago To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
A new “totally practical and 100 percent feasible” study by CareerBuilder, who are apparently experts on zombies, examined 53 of the largest metropolitan areas (those with more than 1 million residents) and calculated their chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse. Denver, you’re looking good. Chicago, you in danger girl. The cities are scored in the index…
This Five-Year-Old Does Not Like Tom Brady
via Deadspin – “My son is turning 5, and he and I go to the local Bills bar/restaurant to catch the games each Sunday. My wife helped me create this masterpiece of a cake for the Patriots game today. It was a big hit – and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know…
Clown Porn Searches Have Increased 213%
According to Pornhub ,in a SFW blog post, since September of this year, there has been a 213% increase in clown-related porn searches. In just the past 30 days, there have been at least 100,000 clown porn searches. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people? As the recent “creepy clown” sightings have increased…
These Water Proof Chuck Taylors Are Here To Save Your Life
Just in time for the change in weather or a muddy music festival, Converse has released a fully waterproof Chuck Taylor All Star II that’s perfect for winter. Starting at $120, the Converse Chuck II Waterproof Mesh Backed Leather, is made with smooth leather and a mesh backing, the waterproof Converse Chuck II Mesh Backed…