Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of July 16, 2018
The phrase “better to fart and bear the shame, than not to fart and bear the pain” will take on a whole new meaning at work this week.
Riot Fest Gives This Year’s Pitchfork Music Festival Lineup a 10.0, and Here’s Why
As our friends at Pitchfork Music Festival get Union Park ready for their big party this weekend, us Riot Fest folks have been carefully studying their lineup in anticipation of another great weekend in Chicago. Despite the diverse musical taste of the Riot Fest staff—look closely, and you’ll find a John Mayer fan or two…
Happy National Hot Dog Day. Let’s Celebrate Encased Meats.
If Riot Fest bands were hot dogsToday is National Hot Dog Day, a day in which we celebrate the miracle of encased meats. Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of? You know? Lips and assholes! Well we don’t care what they’re made of, give us more lips and assholes please. To honor this great American holiday, we made…
Win A Scholarship to Riot Fest University
The winner has been notified. CONGRATS TO MIRANDA VOJAK FROM MINNESOTA. You have been accepted to Riot Fest University! Riot Fest University was founded in 2005 on the basic principals of knowledge, honor, and service, and is widely regarded in scholarly circles to be the highest institution in the land. To combat the stressors of…
A Giant Shirtless Sexy Jeff Goldblum Statue Has Been Erected In London To Celebrate Jurassic Park
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of “Jurassic Park” a giant shirtless sexy statue of Jeff Goldblum has been erected (yes we said “erected”) in front of Tower Bridge in London. Taking over six weeks and 250 painstaking hours to make, the majestic statue was erected by UK streaming service Now TV. It’s approximately 10 feet…
Cat Power Announces New Album Called ‘Wanderer’
Cat Power has announced a new album called Wanderer. The first Cat Power album in 6 years, it’s scheduled for release on October 5 via Domino Record Co. In a statement, Chan Marshall aka Cat Power says, “The course my life has taken in this journey — going from town to town, with my guitar, telling…
The Commercialization of World Emoji Day
Happy World Emoji Day. As you know, this holiday used to be about the texts and spending time with family; but now it seems, World Emoji Day has just become too commercialized.
Does This Situationist Comedy Look Infected? Check out Dillinger 41, our new Dillinger Four / Sum 41 Mashup Band
If Dillinger Four and Sum 41 do decide to join forces into a super group called Dillinger 41, your best chance to see them will be at Riot Fest this September.
