On The 12th Day Of Festmas: A Tale Was Told To Me, By The Lawrence Arms’ Brendan Kelly
Few #RiotFestmas traditions have stood the test of time quite like the traditional reading of The Night Before Christmas by a comforting and familiar voice. So we reached out to the local musician with the most comforting, silky smooth timbre available to us. And when we couldn’t get a hold of Josh from the Smoking Popes, we found…
We’ve Got A Lot of Problems With You People, and Now You’re Gonna Hear About It!
It’s The 2017 Airing of Grievances: Riot Fest Staff EditionThat’s right, you ingrates. Gather around the Festivus pole for the traditional Riot Fest Staff’s Airing of Grievances. Learn them. Know them. Live them… Or stay out of the way. If you wish to fire back, you can participate in today’s #RiotFestmas contest. Let us know how society has disappointed you in 2017 by posting…
On the 11th Day Of Festmas, Festivus Came To Be, And You Aired Your Grievances At Me
Everybody pretty much sucks, am I right? Let us know how society has disappointed you in 2017 by posting your grievances to our Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, using the hashtag #RiotFestivus. If we announce your name at 7:00pm CST, you’ll win a $25 donation in your name to The Human Fund (yes, it’s really a thing,…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week: Remy
REMY A171168 • Neutered, 3-year-old Male • Available for Adoption at Chicago ACC Remy is very treat motivated, and loves to play with any toy that he sees his handler going after. He brings it near his handler and will push it to you like he wants you to grab it, but then growls if…
On The 10th Day Of Festmas: My True Love Posed For Me In A Costume, Begrudgingly
We want to see photos of your dogs, cats, lizards, ferrets birds, snakes, and other pet in their holiday costumes. We will judge these photos harshly, critically… but fairly. If we like yours the best, you’ll win a $25 gift card to Pet Supplies Plus and a pair of Riot Fest 2018 GA tickets! That’s…
Here Are Some Photos Of Pets Wearing Christmas Outfits
Merry Christmas. Here are some dogs and cats and rabbits and guinea pigs wearing holiday costumes. You’re welcome.
9 Nice Letters to Santa
Kids have been known to say the nicest darned things, especially the nicer kids. In honor of the 9th day of #RiotFestmas (and today’s contest, where you’re encouraged to call out your nicest friends so they can win Christmas popcorn and Riot Fest 2018 VIP tickets), we’d like to show you how most kids are…
8 Naughty Letters to Santa
Kids have been known to say the darnedest things; while naughty kids have been known to be assholes. In honor of the 8th day of #RiotFestmas (and today’s contest where you get to tattle on your naughty friends so we’ll send send them coal and Riot Fest tickets), we’d like to show you why you…
