RIOT FEST HOROSCOPES week of 03/24/2016 Aries March 21 – April 19 You’re going to step in dog poop this weekend. It will be hilarious. For other people, not for you. Taurus April 20 – May 20 You’re going to see someone step in dog poop this weekend. It will be hilarious. Gemini May 21…

This June, we welcome FLAG to Double Door! Riot Fest Presents FLAG with Off With Their Heads, and The Dirty Nil Wednesday, June 8 Double Door 1551 N. Damen Ave., Chicago, IL Doors: 7:00 p.m.  17+ CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS

CONGRATS to brooksmiller9. You had the best bracket and have won a pair of tickets to the Riot Fest of your choice. Join us for pong and zero1386 2, you are an embarrassment us all and had the worst brackets I’ve ever seen. You win a box of crap I found around the office. Email…

Have a question about Riot Fest, or your homework, or dating, or if you’re handsome or not? We gave Riot Fest Mom her own column to answer all your questions, whatever they may be. Ask her anything. But keep it classy, Riot Fest Mom is a saint and she won’t put up with your foul…

Does Riot Fest Suck? Well we’re not going to sit around while it continues to suck. Someone needs to step up and do something. Look. We can bring Riot Fest back. That I will tell you. We’re bringing it back. Okay? And I understand what you’re saying. And I get that from so many people.…