For Sale: Absolutely Dreadful Guitar
Would you like to buy an absolutely dreadful guitar? If your answer is yes, then I have a deal for you. Someone in Witham, Essex, United Kingdom is selling an Absolutely Dreadful Guitar on eBay. Only a few more days left to bid. HURRY! “Hi folks, here for sale is quite the worst guitar I…
Shaq Thinks The Earth Is Flat
Retired NBA star, and career 53% free throw shooter, Shaquille O’Neal is a ‘flat-earther’. What is a ‘flat-earther’? A person who believes that despite all facts and evidence and science that prove the earth is spherical in shape, that the earth is actually flat. Yes, that’s a real thing people believe. In fact, “The mission…
I, For One, Welcome Our New Giant Chicken Overlords
This is a video of a Brahma chicken. It is very large. We haven’t done any research on this breed of chicken, but this video suggests that they can grow up to 150 pounds and up to 4 feet tall. They are carnivores and have been known to eat small children. In olden times some…
Coming To America Sequel?
In a quickly deleted tweet and now deleted twitter account. Eddie Murphy tweeted “Coming to America sequel?” with a photo of Princess Imani Izzi. TMZ reports that Eddie Murphy doesn’t actually tweet himself, but has a social media team for that, or HAD a social media team. The announcement was supposed to be made at…
Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Saint Patrick’s Day, or Feast of Saint Patrick Swayze, is upon us. Celebrated every March 17, the Feast of Saint Patrick Swayze is a cultural and religious celebration of Patrick Swayze, the foremost patron saint of door guys. Each year, we celebrate the day St. Patrick Swayze drove Brad Wesley and his henchmen out of the Double…
Riot Fest Denver 2017
To all of our Fans and Patrons, First and foremost, thank you for your support, loyalty, and enthusiasm regarding Riot Fest’s endeavors – you are the lifeblood that keeps us going! As many of you know, the Riot Fest family lost one of its leaders late last year: our beloved Sean McKeough. Riot Mike’s partner, Sean,…
Here Are Some Recently Declassified Videos Of The US Government Detonating Nuclear Weapons
Would you like to see a bunch of recently declassified videos of the US government detonating nuclear-weapons? You’re in luck. Grab the popcorn and head on over the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory YouTube page to see high-speed films of nuclear weapon testing from 1945 through 1962. A lot of the film was in very poor…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy Of The Week: Roxy
Roxy A161934 • 2 year • Available for Adoption at Chicago ACC Whoa, how adorable is Roxy?! She was surrendered to CACC on 2/19 because her owners were moving. Here are their notes on her: They mentioned she regularly saw the vet and has a rabies vaccine. Roxy has had itchy skin in the past.…
