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This Custom Airbrushed U2 Themed 2006 Chevy Malibu Can Be Yours For Only $15,000
If you’ve been looking for a new car but still haven’t found what you’re looking for then today is going to be a beautiful day. For the low price of $15,000 you can own this one-of-a-kind 2006 Chevy Malibu with only 135,000 miles. It also has an airbrushed painting of the band U2. Bono, the…
Chuck Berry’s Final Album To Be Released In June
Chuck Berry’s final studio album has a release date and a new song for us to listen to. The album, titled Chuck is set for release on June 16th on Dualtone Records. The new track, “Big Boys,” features Tom Morello and Nathaniel Rateliff. Titled “Chuck,” the record was said to largely feature new songs written…
Record Store Day Announces Their Exclusive Release List
Record Store Day has announced their list of exclusive releases for their 10th anniversary. Check out the full list before. Record Store Day is April 22nd, 2017. downloadable pdf | view list on website *There are three categories on this list. These are them: RECORD STORE DAY EXCLUSIVE RELEASES. Exclusively available on Record Store Day at Record…
“Political Billionaire” Wig For Your Pet
Would you like to Make Your Dog Great Again? Of course you do. And with this “Political Billionaire Wig for Pet” you can Make Your Dog Great Again for only $10.95. It’s the best wig. Don’t be surprised if your dog wants to build a fence in the backyard to keep the cats out. Pet…
Descendents To Release 20th Anniversary Edition of ‘Everything Sucks’
The Descendents announced via facebook today that they will be releasing a 20th anniversary edition of their 1996 album Everything Sucks. Yes we know, that would be the 20th Anniversary, but whatever. Everything Sucks is the Descendents fifth studio album. It was their first album of new studio material since 1987’s All, after which singer…
For Sale: Absolutely Dreadful Guitar
Would you like to buy an absolutely dreadful guitar? If your answer is yes, then I have a deal for you. Someone in Witham, Essex, United Kingdom is selling an Absolutely Dreadful Guitar on eBay. Only a few more days left to bid. HURRY! “Hi folks, here for sale is quite the worst guitar I…
Shaq Thinks The Earth Is Flat
Retired NBA star, and career 53% free throw shooter, Shaquille O’Neal is a ‘flat-earther’. What is a ‘flat-earther’? A person who believes that despite all facts and evidence and science that prove the earth is spherical in shape, that the earth is actually flat. Yes, that’s a real thing people believe. In fact, “The mission…
I, For One, Welcome Our New Giant Chicken Overlords
This is a video of a Brahma chicken. It is very large. We haven’t done any research on this breed of chicken, but this video suggests that they can grow up to 150 pounds and up to 4 feet tall. They are carnivores and have been known to eat small children. In olden times some…
