“Good job, you’re going to the doctor’s office to get yourself checked out and making your health a priority. But first, let me recommend an intervaginal massage even though this is a chiropractor’s office.” – Greg Summers

Going under the knife is a scary feeling. Knowing you’re going to be cut open can cause anxiety and extreme nervousness. But then again, there is that reassurance: seasoned doctors, drugs, sterile operating room, etc. Until you find out that there is a sewer rat running around in that sterile operating room. Then you realize…