Two Old Dudes Sneak Out Of Their Nursing Home And Go To A Music Festival
These Guys Should Sneak Out To Riot Fest Next TimeThis past Friday, two elderly men snuck out of their nursing home in Germany to join 75,000 other people at Wacken Open Air, the world’s biggest—and muddiest—heavy metal festival.
Watch No Small Children’s New Music Video for “I’m So Concerned”
The Teacher-Rockers Share Their Concerns on EducationThe new video, shot by director David Berlinsky, was filmed at an elementary school in classrooms and on the playground, and features real students captured in black and white photos.
WATCH: Cypress Hill Announces Long-Awaited New Album ‘Elephants On Acid’ With New Video
Check Out Trippy New Single, ”Band Of Gypsies“DJ Muggs returns to produce the band’s first new album since 2010’s ‘Rise Up’.
Pussy Riot Gets Out of Jail, Immediately Re-Arrested, Then Released Yet Again
In Other News, Putin is Still a DickSince members of Pussy Riot stormed the World Cup field on July 15 to protest Russian oppression, they’ve been jailed, released, jailed again, and now finally released again.
UPDATE: ALF Is Dead, No One Wants a TV Reboot
Hide the CatEverybody’s favorite wisecracking Alien Life Form may finally be returning to Earth—as well as our televisions, tablets, and hearts—quicker than you can say “stir-fried cat.”
Join Forces and Be Part of “The Aquabats! Super Kickstarter!”
Watch Their New Star-Studded Video BelowThe Aquabats, the world’s greatest rock band of super heroes, need your help! They’ve launched a month-long Kickstarter campaign to bring back The Aquabats! Super Show! after its original two-year run ended 2014.
Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of August 1, 2018
Happy Birthday!! Your sister is getting married and your parents forget your birthday, but it’s all worth it when you finally hook up with that hot older boy you like.
Laura Jane Grace & the Devouring Mothers Announce Album and Tour
They’ll Tour This November in Support of the New LPLaura Jane Grace & the Devouring Mothers—a new band featuring members of Against Me!—will release its debut album and hit the road this fall.
