2026 Early Turkey Ticket + Merch Presale On Sale Now!
Riot Fest 2026 Early Bird Presale is on sale NOW! Get your tickets, gobble gobble.
Fire! Brimstone! Savings! It’s the Riot Fest Secret Satan Box for Black Friday
Introducing your new favorite Black Friday Gatebuster deal: The Riot Fest Secret Satan Box. The Riot Fest Secret Satan Box is for when you want to buy a gift for somebody without the hassle of having to think too hard, or at all for that matter. The Riot Fest Secret Satan Box costs a paltry…
Surprise! Thrice Reveals Stunning Reissue of ‘The Alchemy Index’ for Black Friday
This article was updated on November 29, 2017 to reflect the reissue being sold out, and emphasizing the fact that eBay resellers are generally turds. It’s a Black Friday miracle! Thrice dropped a huge bomb on its fans today with the announcement of a gorgeous limited edition 10th anniversary reissue of its entire epic four-part…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week: Zippy
Zippy A170173 • Neutered, 2-year-old Male • Available for Adoption at Chicago ACC Zippy update! He has calmed down a bit since we first met him. Zippy is still jumpy in his kennel, which is a little deceiving because now when he goes outside, he’s happy to chill with you. He also happily shows off…
From Time to Time, We All Get Seasonal Affective Disorder
However, this writer saw the light.For a lot of people, the end of the year drags in a heavy blanket of dread that can stick around until spring finally breaks. We all have our reasons why: the stress of the holidays, the existential angst that comes with marking the close of another year on earth, and, for residents of northerly…
The Food You Shouldn’t Feed Your Dog on Thanksgiving (Or Ever)
Dogs are awesome. We love to spoil them and sneak them people food when no one is looking, especially at Thanksgiving. You should definitely spoil them as much as possible, but there are some things on the dinner table that can make your best friend very sick—or even worse. Here are some foods you should…
Daily Riot Fest Roundup
Tuesday, November 21st, 2017We’d like to congratulate ourselves on this, the 100th episode of the Daily Riot Fest Roundup. Does this mean we get to go into syndication finally? Once again, just like last year and the year before, Riot Fest has produced an Oscar contender. Ladies and germs, we proudly present: Angels with Filthy Riot Fest Tickets.…
Destroy Your Piggy Banks, Black Friday is Nigh
STUMBLE ON OVER TO OUR ONLINE STORE AT RIOTBRAND.ORG FOR: • All-new original holiday merch items • • 30% off everything in the store • • Free Shipping on all orders over $50 • At first glance, you’d probably assume that Riot Fest Labs has been working overtime on developing our new line of 2017…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week: Betsy
Betsy A172012 • Spayed, 2-year-old Female • Available for Adoption at Chicago ACC Betsy is an extremely playful and fun dog. She is energetic in her cage, but calms down once she gets outside. Betsy is an athlete! She is AMAZING at catching balls and treats. She LOVES to play with the tennis ball and…