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Hero Child Farts On Meteorologist

Not all heroes wear capes. Some heroes fart on meteorologists live on TV.

Meteorologist Patrick Ellis was delivering the weather live on TV, on Mississippi’s WLBT, this past Saturday when a mystery child, some might say hero child, ran onto the screen starts yelling crazy things, flapping his wings like a chicken and directing a fart at Ellis’s knees.

Yes. There was a fart attack on live TV.

The hero child screams, “Yeah, there are farts everywhere, and there are toots,” before being grabbed by another adult and whisked away to jail we would assume.

After the hero child gives Ellis a fart all he can manage to say is, “We’ve got a little bit of, uh, interesting things going on right now.”

On his facebook page, Ellis shared the video with the comment, “All I’m going to say is watch out for the ‘toots’ across central Mississippi.”

No word on the identity of the child or where he will strike again, but if you are in Mississippi please be on the lookout for the farter. Patrick Ellis is expected to fully recover from the fart attack.

Please enjoy this classic poetry about farts:

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!

Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let’s eat beans with every meal

 

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