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28 lb. Meat Sandwich

28 lb. Meat Sandwich

May 31, 2012 // Riot Fest

This is the stuff that nightmares are made of for vegans and vegetarians alike. A meat monstrosity so huge, that 41 different meats were summoned in order to build this beast.

Ham, turkey, chorizo, sausage, salami… are just a few suspects from the lineup. It is reported that it would take 10 hours to consume it. (After which we just assume you should check yourself into a hospital and see a heart specialist.)

The sandwich was created in honor of National Vegetarian Week by chef Tristan Welch. Also known as the best chef in the whole wide world. Go meat!

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