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Feather dusters bring men happiness. Um, what?

Feather dusters bring men happiness. Um, what?

July 2, 2012 // Riot Fest

Goodbye typical man stereotypes… you know, the one where all they think about are food, sex, porn, sex, sleep, sex, food and once again, you guessed it—sex. No, they don’t need to the gym or drink beer to bring them happiness. All they need is vacuum and some dirty laundry. Haha, it’s not a joke.

According to the Cambridge University researchers, men who embrace their domesticated side are significantly happier than those who do not. Upon further investigation, men support gender equality and felt guilty if they were sitting on the couch leaving crumbs for their significant other to vacuum up next time around. Ready for the curve ball ladies? Another study showed that women spend upward of 3 hours redoing their partners’ chores.

And this is why men should stick to planet Mars and not jump onto Venus.

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