Move over sunshine. Move over anti-depressants. There is a new cure for depression in town. Not only is this gag-a-licious treat rich in protein, it’s also an excellent swimmer. Yummm semen.
Although the remedy seems to be more exciting for men, research indicates that the semen may aid in improving symptoms of depression in women. The mood altering chemicals in semen have a direct effect on women’s behavior: oxycotin alters the mood, cortisol alters feelings of affection, melatonin alters sleep, and prolactin alters anti-depressing compounds. The study also found that women who never use condoms are less depress than women who do.
Alright gentlemen, take severe caution when bringing up these arguments with your ladies when you’re in the mood. Maybe wear a cup just in case their reaction isn’t favorable.
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