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Lazy man’s Thanksgiving meal

Lazy man’s Thanksgiving meal

November 19, 2012 (December 6, 2022) // Riot Fest

We’ve all been there. Where you’re just not going to get up off your couch and spend an hour cooking up a delicious and healthy meal. So instead you’re forced to order over $25 of fast food just to meet the delivery requirement. Yes, you are not alone. Costco too, understands your pain.

Da ta daaaaa! Costco enters to save your Thanksgiving. Don’t worry, there is plenty of time to watch all of the football games if you purchase this box of Thanksgiving staples for $80. A fully cooked Thanksgiving dinner awaits in the frozen aisle and will feed up to 10 people in just 90 minutes after thawing. Your lazy kit includes: a turkey, green beans, sweet potatoes, turkey gravy, cornbread stuffing and mashed potatoes. Now you can officially say, you cooked microwaved the entire Thanksgiving dinner all by yourself.
Oh, and desert isn’t included. So obviously this won’t taste good.

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