One of the greatest American holidays is almost here. I’m not really sure what Thanksgiving is even about, but I do I know I get a four-day weekend and we celebrate by getting drunk and eating food covered in gravy all day.
To prepare for a day of gorging and super fun family time talking about politics around the dinner table, we made a definitive list of Thanksgiving foods ranked in order of the best to worst. Spoiler alert: Gravy is the best Thanksgiving food and turkey is overrated.
- Gravy
- Green Bean Casserole
- Macaroni & Cheese
- Stuffing
- Pecan Pie
- Pumpkin Pie
- Turkey
- Mashed Potatoes
- Buttery Rolls
- Sweet Potatoes
- Corn Bread
- Cranberry Sauce
- Carrots
- Roast Squash
