RIOT FEST HOROSCOPES week of 04/21/2016
Aries March 21 – April 19
You’re looking for your lost shaker of salt. Some people claim there’s a woman to blame but it’s your fault.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
You were born to lose, gambling’s for fools, but that’s the way you like it. You’re not going to live forever. Don’t forget the joker.
Gemini May 21 – June 20
It’s all so easy, all you got to do is try, try a little, tenderness.
Cancer June 21 – July 22
Despite all your Sunday learning, towards the bad you kept on turning, until your mom couldn’t hold you anymore. At least she tried.
Leo July 23 – August 22
Keep a close watch on your heart, keep your eyes wide open all the time, keep the end out for the tie that bands, and remember to walk the line.
Virgo August 23 – September 22
It’s a good time for a change. See the luck that you’ve had. So for once in your life, get what you want.
Libra September 23 – October 22
You should go out tonight where there’s music and there’s people. You are young and alive, driving in your car. You’ll never never want to go home.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21
You’re just a modern guy. Of course, you’ve had it in your ear before. You have a lust for life.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
You’ve been looking so long at these pictures, that you almost believe that they’re real. Pictures are all you can feel.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19
The lights are blinking and you’re thinking it’s all over when you go out drinking. That’s why you shouldn’t fuck with the big four-oh.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18
If you wanna take a guy home with you tonight or be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it’s nobody’s business. So don’t try to change their mind, it’s none of their business.
Pisces February 19 – March 20
This weekend it will rain blood from a lacerated sky. Soon you shall reign in blood.
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