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Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of May 22nd, 2017

Riot Fest Horoscopes – Week of May 22nd, 2017

May 22, 2017 (June 6, 2017) // Riot Fest

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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Bite your tongue, swear to keep your mouth shut. Make up something good. Hold hands, skip a stone, burn the witch.

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Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You’re so young and beautiful. That’s right, you’re slick. You’re no fool. Time goes by, tables turn. Now you know. First it giveth, then it taketh away.

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Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Heaven smiles above you. What a gift here below, but no one knows the gift that you give. No one knows.

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Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’re so impossible. No one wants to hear you got left behind. All those times you stayed up and cried, it’s no lie, you did it to yourself.

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Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You believe it, you know you do. You won’t admit it or say so, but you know that god is in the radio just repeating a slogan. You come back another day and do no wrong.

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Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
It’s all in motion. No stoppin’ now, you’ve got nothin’ to lose and only one way up. You’re burning bridges and destroying the mirage of visions of collisions. Fuckin’ bon voyage, It’s all smooth sailing from here on out.

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Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Sometimes the same is different, but mostly it’s the same. The mysteries of life just ain’t your thing. If you said you knew about the sun and the moon, I’d be untrue. The only thing you know for sure is what you wanna do, anytime, anywhere you say.

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Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You can go get fucked, lie beside the ditch, so low round your neck strung out every stitch. Who are you hiding? Is it safe for the deaf?

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Libra (September 23 – October 22)
For so long you saw only wrong, but now to remind you not to go back to the low that has drained you life so low. Close your eyes and see the skies are falling

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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Free is too long, you know this is wrong. Everything scars the skin, push it in, push it in, break it off.

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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
The truth hurts so bad, wouldn’t you say? So why tell it? If ignorance is bliss, then you’re in heaven now.

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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
You know the sun is hot. Mosquitos come suck your blood and leave you there all alone, just skin and bone, when you walk among the trees listening to the leaves. The further you go the less you know. The less you know

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