Happy Valentine’s Day, Ash Wednesday, Hump Day, and National Ferris Wheel Day.
Weirdos need love songs, too. Here’s a Valentine’s Day playlist for the awesome-but-forgotten among us.
Cameron Boucher of Sorority Noise just released a split single with Field Medic in honor of Valentine’s Day. All proceeds from sales will benefit Covenant House, a nationwide homeless shelter for young adults.
The prophecy didn’t say anything about this! The Dark Crystal is returning to theaters.
One man in Detroit is disrupting the entire festival industry with Nicolas Uncaged V this weekend.
PRESALE TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE NOW (password: INFECTED41).
Don’t forget to give a complimentary Riot Fest Valentine to your boo!
Tomorrow is #ValentinesDay. Did you forget to buy a card for your boo? We’ve got you covered with the latest round of complimentary Riot Fest Valentine’s Day cards. https://t.co/9jQhPoU9Zl pic.twitter.com/gYFTPOiDab
— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) February 13, 2018
We love you too, Nihilist Arby’s.
How do I love thee,
When love is a random, chemical induced illusion
And you’re an unloveable dildo
And there’s no god?
It’s VD. Eat arbys
— Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) February 14, 2018
Piece Brewery & Pizzeria is our only true love. Piece pizza never talks back. Piece pizza only gives back.
Fuck flowers, indeed! Happy Valentines Day, @RiotFest. ❤️ RT @RiotFest: Fuck flowers. If they really loved you they’d send pizza on #ValentinesDay. Thanks @piecechicago. pic.twitter.com/5O0jv0THu1
— Piece (@piecechicago) February 14, 2018
Sweet Gogol Bordello posters for sale over at Garageland!
Yes, what a damn shame. If only there was something you could do about it, you prick.
My prayers and condolences to the families of the victims of the terrible Florida shooting. No child, teacher or anyone else should ever feel unsafe in an American school.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 14, 2018