Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we’d like to welcome you to the announcement of the greatest Christmas-themed punk show on earth that takes place in Chicago in 2018. The mightiest of mightiest, the holiest of holies, the sexiest of sexies, the lords of lords, the hosts of hosts, the best damn band in all the land — The Lawrence Arms — is coming to bestow holiday cheer on all y’all at the fourth annual War On X-mas.
Tickets are on sale now. Go here to buy a three-day pass, which will save you a little bit of egg nog money.
Additionally, when buying your War on X-Mas tickets this year, you’ll have the option to donate some money to the ACLU… because nothing says “War on Xmas” like having the right to continue to say “War on Xmas.”
As is the dictum of tradition, the three evenings will be themed, and themed thusly…