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Costco Is Selling 27-Pound Buckets of Macaroni and Cheese

Costco Is Selling 27-Pound Buckets of Macaroni and Cheese

January 14, 2019 (January 23, 2019) // Riot Fest

For the low price of only $89.99, Costco is selling a 27-pound, 6-gallon bucket filled with 180 servings of macaroni and cheese that has a shelf life of two decades. The perfect gift for the college student or doomsday prepper in your life. Not surprisingly, even though the product was only on the shelves for about a week, it sold out. Fortunately, it is back on sale.

The 6-gallon bucket includes 6, 30 serving zip-sealed pouches of Cheddar Sauce Mix and 6, 30 serving zip-sealed pouches of Elbow Macaroni Pasta. At about 49 cents per serving, it really is a bargain and when you’re done with the bucket, you can use it as a toilet. And don’t worry, it’s totally safe, the cheese and pasta are packaged in separate bulk Metalite™ pouches with oxygen absorbers, to protect the quality and ensure a long shelf life.

If you decided to eat the entire bucket of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, which we wholeheartedly recommend, you would be eating 39,600 calories, 450 grams of fat, 1,080 milligrams of cholesterol, 10,296 milligrams of sodium, and 7,200 grams of carbs (or about the equivalent of one entree from Olive Garden).

“Welcome to Costco, I love you.”

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