Why should you go to Riot Fest this year? There’s plenty of reasons, but sometimes it’s hard to put into words. Never to fear: Zolturd is here.
With the press of a button, Zolturd will tell your fortune and give you a reason to go to Riot Fest 2019. Maybe it’s for the deep fried carnival food. Maybe it’s for the full album performances. Maybe it’s to show off that new black t-shirt you bought. Whatever the reason might be, Zolturd sees all, and shall provide you with the perfect pairing. Click below to speak to Zolturd:
You shouldn’t need a reason from us to go to Riot Fest 2019—it’s our 15th anniversary, and it’ll be full of surprises. But if you need some extra convincing, let Zolturd stare deeply into your eyes and share all of his secrets. And keep checking back… Zolturd has been known to malfunction, from time to time.
Riot Fest returns September 13-15, 2019 to Douglas Park in Chicago, IL. Early Bird Presale tickets are still available starting at $115 for our 15th anniversary—Zolturd says it’s your last chance to get tickets at this price.
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