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Uh, It Looks Like Somebody Unplugged Zolturd

Uh, It Looks Like Somebody Unplugged Zolturd

These fortunes are getting kinda weird... and what’s that smell?
May 28, 2019 // Riot Fest

It appears that someone unplugged our dear Zolturd last night while the Riot Fest staff was hard at work on this year’s lineup announcement. Zolturd has been spitting out all sorts of wild fortunes, and seems to be… is that butter?

We know you’ve got literally nothing to do until the lineup is announced tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. CST, so do us a favor and go see if you can make any sense of what Zolturd’s going on about. It’s starting to smell weird. Please help.

Riot Fest returns September 13-15, 2019 to Douglas Park in Chicago, IL. The 15th anniversary Riot Fest lineup announcement and ticket on-sale happens tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. CST. See you then.


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