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The Riot Fest Sex Playlist to Definitely Not Have Sex To

The Riot Fest Sex Playlist to Definitely Not Have Sex To

Please, we’re begging you! Don’t have sex to this playlist of incredibly sexy songs!
February 13, 2020 (February 13, 2020) // Riot Fest

Valentine’s Day is almost here, and so is the official Riot Fest Sex Playlist—which, under absolutely no circumstances, should you have sex to. That’s disgusting and wrong.

Sure, there’s some sexy songs in this playlist. Sure, it would be perfect for your Valentine’s Day activities, karaoke, whatever. But this playlist is filled with not only the best songs about sex ever written—it’s loaded with some of the worst love anthems ever released, and thus would be absolutely horrible to bumping uglies to.

That being said, we love making mixtapes and couldn’t help ourselves, so please enjoy this collection of the sexiest music ever made—just please don’t have sex to it! Yeah, I’m talking to you, pal! You’ve been warned.


 

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