In this bleak, desolate future, we can only turn to one person: Jack Black.
Seemingly limitless in his childlike joy energy, Black has been busting out plenty of content through his YouTube channel (Jablinski Games) and his TikTok, ranging from shirtless quarantine dances to 20-minute-long trips to the arcade. If you’ve never tuned in, his antics are always incredibly entertaining.
So it is an absolute pleasure to report that Black, for his 4.3 million TikTok followers, has recreated Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s mega-hit “WAP” in nothing but a red speedo while someone hoses him down… and it is nothing short of stunning, absolute perfection.
The video leaves us with so many questions—who’s holding the hose? Why didn’t he do this sooner? Do you think people would pay top dollar to spray Jack Black with a hose? (Yes.)
Ah, who cares. This is what we need in such dire times. Time to rewatch it again.