Idiots Actually Put Sunscreen In Their Eyes To Watch Eclipse
You idiots actually put sunscreen in your eyes to watch the solar eclipse last week. This was a joke tweet, you weren’t meant to take it seriously. Trish Patterson, Nurse Practioner at Prestige Urgent Care told KRCR, that she hasn’t seen any patients with eye damage from starting at the sun, but they have had…
I Don’t Mean To Freak You Out, But There Is A Chicken Wing Shortage And Everything Is Terrible
Due to consumer demand, lower capacity and lower hatch rates and chicken farms, we are about to have another serious crisis in America. We are slowly running out of chicken wings and everything is terrible. According to market-research firm Urner Barry, the wholesale price for chicken wings have climbed from $1.50 per pound to $2.09…
The Riot Fest Week in Review
August 21st – 26th, 2017Woman Attempts To Smuggle Vodka Into Horse Race Inside A Salami Sandwich No, The Strokes Are NOT Playing A Show At Reggie’s For $10 Murder By Death, The Anniversary & Diarrhea Planet to Headline the Inaugural Würst Music & Beer Fest. Only $25! The Original Misfits Announced Another Show We Found Some…
Daily Riot Fest Roundup
Friday, August 25th, 2017Happy National Banana Split Day! Queens of the Stone Age have released their new album Villains. You can stream it now, and yes, it’s awesome. Gogol Bordello have released their new album Seekers and Finders. You can stream it now, and yes, you can see Gogol Bordello at Riot Fest in September at Douglas Park…
Six New Episodes of ‘Black Mirror’ Are Coming To Netflix
Netflix has announced that season four of their very popular Black Mirror series will be released later this year. Titles, cast, and directors for the six episode can be found below. Watch the trailer for the fourth season of Black Mirror above. “Crocodile” // Directed by John Hillcoat // Starring Andrea Riseborough, Andrew Gower and Kiran…
In Order To Heal, We Must First Talk About Heels
For most of the past week two names have dominated entertainment headlines: Conor McGregor and Taylor Swift. On the surface, the two seem like they could hardly be different. Conor McGregor is paid extravagant sums of money to beat other people up. Taylor Swift makes an even more insane amount of money selling music and…
Gogol Bordello’s New Album ‘Seekers and Finders’ Is Out Now
Gogol Bordello have released their new album Seekers and Finders. You can stream it now, and yes, you can see Gogol Bordello at Riot Fest in September at Douglas Park and at their Riot Fest Late Night show at Concord Music Hall. You can buy the album Seekers and Finders now at https://GB.lnk.to/SNF Seekers and Finders…
The New Queens of the Stone Age Album Is Here. Stream ‘Villains’ Now.
Queens of the Stone Age have released their new album Villains. You can stream it now, and yes, it’s awesome. See Queens of the Stone Age at Riot Fest on September 16th at Douglas Park. According to Consequence of Sound, in a statement, Josh Homme said the album’s title, Villains, “isn’t a political statement. It…
