Fyre Fest Exec Who Almost Sucked Dick for Water Finally Gets Some
The limited-edition Evian bottle reads: "So good you'd do anything for it"

Pretty much everything possible went wrong in the execution of the ill-fated Fyre Festival, from the “luxury villas” to the “authentic island cuisine.” But arguably the most memorable story to come out of the whole mess of Andy King, the Fyre producer who—as described in Netflix’s Fyre: The Greatest Party That Never Happened—nearly went down