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David Bowie Emojis Are Coming. Still No Lemmy Emoji.
The new Apple IOS 10.2 emojis have been unveiled. We’ll never have to speak or use words again. Harambe, an avocado, and a clown will be included, as well as “male and female singer” emojis based on the cover of David Bowie’s 1973 album, Aladdin Sane. We have reached out to Apple for a comment on where…
New Solo Album From Taylor Hawkins
Taylor Hawkins, who just played Riot Fest with his band Chevy Metal and was totally awesome, has announced a new solo album. KOTA is set for release on November 11th. The six-song “mini-LP” will feature Taylor Hawkins on lead vocals and “nearly every instrument”. You can listen to the first single, “Range Rover Bitch” below.…
Jonah White Became A Millionaire By Selling Fake Plastic Hillbilly Teeth
Some people become millionaires by winning the lottery, or inheriting money from their family, or inventing some life changing new technology. Jonah White became a millionaire by selling fake plastic hillbilly teeth. Founder of Billy-Bob Teeth Inc., Jonah and his partner have made more than $50 million dollars by actually making people look they have…
Watch The New Music Video From Mikey Erg
Mikey Erg, drummer and vocalist for The Ergs!, Star Fucking Hipsters, The Dopamines, The Unlovables, Dirtbike Annie, Parasites, and Worriers, just to name a few, released his first solo album, Tentative Decisions, in June of this year. And now he’s released a his first-ever music video for “Faulty Metaphor”, the opening track to his album.
Denver Is More Likely Than Chicago To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
A new “totally practical and 100 percent feasible” study by CareerBuilder, who are apparently experts on zombies, examined 53 of the largest metropolitan areas (those with more than 1 million residents) and calculated their chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse. Denver, you’re looking good. Chicago, you in danger girl. The cities are scored in the index…
Archival Newsreel Footage About The Disappearance Of Barb
Netflix has released archival newsreel footage from Channel 5 WIYZ in Hawkins, Indiana about the disappearance of Barbara Holland, known as Barb to her friends. Barb was last seen at Steve Harrington’s house. According to Barb’s friends, she was “loyal to a fault” to her best friend Nancy and “can really rock a pair of…
This Five-Year-Old Does Not Like Tom Brady
via Deadspin – “My son is turning 5, and he and I go to the local Bills bar/restaurant to catch the games each Sunday. My wife helped me create this masterpiece of a cake for the Patriots game today. It was a big hit – and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know…
Here Is A New Song From Metallica
Metallica has released the latest single from their upcoming new album Hardwired…To Self-Destruct. Listen to “Atlas, Rise!” below. The full album, two discs and early 80 minutes of music, is set for release on November 18th. You can listen to Hardwired, the title track, here. DISC ONE Hardwired Atlas, Rise! Now That We’re Dead Moth…
