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Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week: Harris
Harris (fka Kielbasa) A166333 • Neutered 6-year-old Male • Available for Adoption at Chicago ACC Poor Harris has been with us so long that he is in URGENT need of an adoptive home. Harris is jumpy in his cage (which can happen after being kenneled so long), but don’t let this fool you. Once he…
It’s Not Funny. Clowns Are Losing Their Jobs And They’re Blaming Pennywise
It’s not funny, but according to the World Clown Association, it’s tough to be a clown right now, and many clowns are blaming Pennywise (the clown, not the band). With the new film adaptation of Stephen King’s It set for release in September, scary clowns are back, but for some people, this also means their…
Check Out The Video For “Cred Woes,” The First Single From Liars’ New Album
Check out the video for “Cred Woes,” the first single from TFCF, the eighth studio album from Liars. You can also stream the album below. 1. The Grand Delusional 2. Cliché Suite 3. Staring At Zero 4. No Help Pamphlet 5. Face To Face With My Face 6. Emblems Of Another Story 7.…
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Monday, August 28th, 2017Happy National Cherry Turnover Day!! We hope you were able to celebrate with your family. The first official teaser trailer for Super Troopers 2 was released today and you can watch it right meow. The movie is set for release on 4/20. Yes, that’s a marijuana joke. There is a shortage of chicken wings and…
Watch The ‘Super Troopers 2’ Teaser Right Meow
That movie you used to get stoned to and watch in college and have been quoting ever since is getting a sequel. After the team of Broken Lizard raised over $4,500,000 on Indiegogo, Thorny, Mac, Rabbit, Foster and Farva are back with their shenanigans for Super Troopers 2. Check out the first official teaser for Super…
Tobe Hooper’s First Movie ‘The Heisters’: All the Laughs, None of the Screams
As most of our readers have surely heard by now, the Texan movie maverick Tobe Hooper shuffled off this mortal coil on Saturday at the age of 74. He left behind a treasure trove of genre-defining/defying films, the most legendary of them being the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Hooper was often pigeonholed as a horror…
Idiots Actually Put Sunscreen In Their Eyes To Watch Eclipse
You idiots actually put sunscreen in your eyes to watch the solar eclipse last week. This was a joke tweet, you weren’t meant to take it seriously. Trish Patterson, Nurse Practioner at Prestige Urgent Care told KRCR, that she hasn’t seen any patients with eye damage from starting at the sun, but they have had…
I Don’t Mean To Freak You Out, But There Is A Chicken Wing Shortage And Everything Is Terrible
Due to consumer demand, lower capacity and lower hatch rates and chicken farms, we are about to have another serious crisis in America. We are slowly running out of chicken wings and everything is terrible. According to market-research firm Urner Barry, the wholesale price for chicken wings have climbed from $1.50 per pound to $2.09…