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Happy Birthday!! Your sister is getting married and your parents forget your birthday, but it’s all worth it when you finally hook up with that…Read more
The phrase “better to fart and bear the shame, than not to fart and bear the pain” will take on a whole new meaning at…Read more
You may not believe that you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than you do winning the lottery, but you will after…Read more
We brought together 12 different, but very qualified psychics for this week’s Riot Fest Horoscopes. If you can guess the 12 different psychics, you will…Read more
Virgo: After taking a four-week vacation from your air traffic controller job, you will be forced to beat the arrogant landlord of your rental property…Read more
Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Keep on pushin' love `cause your heart can't deny you'll be right on time if you keep on push…Read more