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New cut of steak discovered

New cut of steak discovered

June 6, 2012 // Riot Fest

Sound the cowbell—there is a new steak in town. Titled the “Vegas Strip”, the cut of meat held its first debut at the Trump Tower in Las Vegas. According to Chef Mata, the Vegas Strip’s tenderness is comparable to the New York Strip Steak and does not require aging or marinating. The Vegas Strip has since then received astounding reviews.

It’s amazing how scientists can find planets, stars, and different galaxies—but we are just now finding a new steak. From the animal that lives in America’s backyard. Butchers: you’re fired.

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