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Your dog has a say in your sex life. Surprise!

Your dog has a say in your sex life. Surprise!

June 25, 2012 // Riot Fest

See Spot run. And also see Spot ruin your sexual encounters.

According to a new iPhone app, Klooff, you may want to think twice before you hit up the dog park with your slobbering pooch in hopes of finding “the one.” According to their survey which was administered to 1,000 pet owners and non-owners alike, women and men find certain breeds more appealing than others.

Women who own Golden Retrievers and Labradors are safe bets. It shows they’re caring and men love retriever breeds. A woman who owns a Chihuahua, consider yourself “hot” and also “dumb.” If you own a Poodle, forget it—you’re just high maintenance.

On the flip side, guys who own German Shepherds, Golden Retrievers, Labradors, and Huskies are the ultimate goldmine. Women see these dog owners as “great dad” material and more importantly, they are super “manly.”  But, if the guy owns a Bulldog, Rottweiler, or Boxer, consider yourself in Chihuahua territory. You are not officially viewed as… less than brilliant.

I think this is the part where we say “never judge a book by its cover”… but we’ll spare that life lesson and leave it at this: they’re a great conversation piece when talking to a potential mate.  Woof.

[yarpp]
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