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Remember that one time a squid inseminated your mouth?

Remember that one time a squid inseminated your mouth?

June 26, 2012 (December 6, 2022) // Riot Fest

It’s one of the best meals—a fresh batch of seafood prepared and served to you on the same day it was caught.  The lightness and freshness of every bite is indescribable.  Biting into it, your mouth is overwhelmed with so many flavors… and… sperm?

A 63-year-old Korean woman just so happened to find extra ingredients in her undercooked squid. The woman bit directly into the sperm bag of the squid and the little guys swam out to freedom,  the freedom of her mouth. After feeling “small, squirming” bugs in her mouth, she spit out the squid. After taking herself to the hospital, the doctors found 12 bug-like things in her mouth which were deemed parasites. Upon further inspection, they were indeed sperm trying to make a new home for themselves.

Alright, who wants a batch of fresh calamari?

 

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