Skip to content
Riot Fest
Tickets
Search
  • 2026 PRESALE TICKETS
  • 2026 Festival
    • Tickets
    • Lineup
    • Payment Plans
    • Photos
    • FAQ
    • Hotels
    • Lockers
  • Merch
  • Upcoming Shows
  • Community
    • Beyond the Fest
    • Initiatives
    • Events
    • Park Impact
    • Get Involved
    • Community Meeting
  • Search
Cockroach Milk Is Coming

Cockroach Milk Is Coming

July 26, 2016 (December 6, 2022) // Riot Fest

cockroach milk

You can milk just about anything with nipples. Even cockroaches.

Ok, cockroaches don’t actually have nipples, and only one type of cockroach, Diploptera punctate, produces what you would refer to as ‘milk’, but scientists have found that this ‘milk’ contains protein crystals with four times the nutrition found in cow’s milk.

Why is this important? For the over 800 million people worldwide who struggle to get the amount of calories required per day, this could be a quick and easy way to get the nutrition they need.

“It’s time-released food,” says the researchers “if you need food that is calorically high, that is time released and food that is complete. This is it.”

Now obviously there aren’t thousands of tiny cockroach milking machines attached to little cockroach nipples on some little farm in the country, although that would be hilarious. But the scientists are hoping to figure out a way to reproduce the gene sequence so they can reproduce the cockroach ‘milk’ in large quantities.

Maybe in a few years the next big organic hipster craze will be locally sourced cockroach milk from your favorite trendy neighborhood.

 

The Related Rabbit Hole

Default ThumbnailMan dies during cockroach eating contest Name A Cockroach After Someone You Love/Hate For Valentine’s Day A Biopic About The Inventor Of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Is Coming To A Theater Near You
About The Author
Riot Fest

Punk Rock (& more) Music Fest | I'm sorry we didn't book the exact bands you wanted, in the exact order you wanted, in the exact location you wanted, for free. September 18-20, 2026.

Posted in Chicago, Food + Drink, NewsTagged cockroach milk

Post navigation

  Previous PostNext Post 
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • TikTok
  • YouTube
  • Facebook
  • Spotify
Riot Fest Tickets
Upcoming Shows Playlist
Riot Fest Presents Shows
Apr. 16, 2026
Turner Hall Ballroom
Screeching Weasel

Screeching Weasel

The Queers

Tickets(Opens in new window).
Screeching Weasel
Apr. 16, 2026
Falcon Bowl
Ragana

Ragana

IWISHYOUCAMEBACK

Tickets(Opens in new window).
Ragana
Apr. 17, 2026
Cobra Lounge
Wild Party

Wild Party

Almost A.M.

Tickets(Opens in new window).
Wild Party
Apr. 17, 2026
X-Ray Arcade
The Wedding Present

The Wedding Present

Mark Robinson sings Unrest

Tickets(Opens in new window).
The Wedding Present
Apr. 17, 2026
Chop Shop
All Your Friends

All Your Friends

Tickets(Opens in new window).
All Your Friends
Apr. 18, 2026
X-Ray Arcade
Wild Party

Wild Party

Capital Soiree

Almost A.M.

Tickets(Opens in new window).
Wild Party

MORE SHOWS

Greatest Hits


  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • TikTok
  • YouTube
  • Facebook
  • Spotify
  • Mail
  • WhatsApp

NEWSLETTER — FAQ — CONTACT — HISTORY — TEXT ME

InstagramTwitterYouTubeTikTokFacebook

Copyright © 2026 Riot Fest Corporation. Privacy Policy.

Search for:

Send me emails so I don’t have to go to your website anymore.