Riot Fest Early Bird Presale Tickets are ON SALE NOW. And to celebrate our 15th Anniversary, tickets start at only $115. We triple-dog-dare you to get your Riot Fest tickets, because if you don’t we’re washing your mouth out with soap.
So if you’re looking for any holiday gift ideas that are almost as good as the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window, we have one.
Get your Riot Fest 2019 Early Bird Presale tickets before it’s too late. It’s our 15th Anniversary so get ready for lots of surprises..
Listen, jerk! When I tell you to get your Riot Fest tickets, you better get your Riot Fest tickets. What, you’re gonna cry now? Come on, crybaby! Cry for me, come on! CRY!
It’s our 15th anniversary and if you don’t get tickets, we’re going to wash your mouth out with soap!
We’ll see you September 13-15, 2019 in Chicago, IL.
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