Good News, Everyone! There’s a Giant Dome of Lava In Pacific Ocean that Could Kill Us All
According to a recent study, a six-mile wide lava dome has been discovered off the coast of Japan. If that’s not rad enough, it contains more than 7.68 cubic miles of volcanic magma, which could erupt and kill us all at any moment!
“We Would Not Record a Jingle for a Product We Didn’t Believe Was Totally Sick”: The Mean Jeans Don’t Sell Out
Pontificating on pizza and product placement while jawing about jingles with Portland’s punk rock party pals.To celebrate Mean Jeans’ new Fat Wreck Chords album full of unsolicited corporate jingles, we caught up with singer/guitarist Billy Jeans.
Lemmy Will Be Waiting for Us in the Afterlife, According a Billboard in St. Louis
Lemmy is back, in deity form! According to a billboard in St. Louis, you will meet the Motörhead frontman when you die; as a result, mortality doesn’t seem so grim anymore.
The Daily Riot Fest Roundup
Monday, February 12th, 2018The Daily Riot Fest Roundup: Quincy Jones, Johnny Cash, Elon Musk, Fu Manchu, and more.
Listen to Superchunk’s New Album, ‘What a Time to Be Alive,’ and we’ll Try to Not Make a Pun
This Friday, Superchunk releases What a Time to Be Alive, and NPR is currently streaming the whole thing. You’re probably expecting some sort of pun here, but we simply will not do it. We’re better than that.
Name A Cockroach After Someone You Love/Hate For Valentine’s Day
Those still looking for a last-minute Valentine’s Day present for their loved ones/enemies, the Bronx Zoo has a solution/problem: For as low as $15, you can name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after a lover/enemy.
Scientists Discover Red Wine Can Help Fight the Flu, Still Gets You Drunk
New research has found that a compound found in red wine could help fight the flu, or at least get you drunk enough so you don’t care. The study, published in Science magazine, found that flavonoids — which are plant and fungus-based secondary metabolites and not the villain from an 80s marketing campaign — in red wine,…
The Daily Riot Fest Roundup
Thursday, February 8, 2018The Daily Riot Fest Roundup: Quincy Jones, Johnny Cash, Elon Musk, Fu Manchu, and more.