Cockroach Milk Is Coming
You can milk just about anything with nipples. Even cockroaches. Ok, cockroaches don’t actually have nipples, and only one type of cockroach, Diploptera punctate, produces what you would refer to as ‘milk’, but scientists have found that this ‘milk’ contains protein crystals with four times the nutrition found in cow’s milk. Why is this important?…
The March Of The Juggalos
Get ready Washington DC, the Juggalos are coming. According to Rolling Stone, Violent J made the announcement to his fans at last week’s Gathering of the Juggalos that “In 2017, the weekend of September 17th, we need you. We’re gonna do a fucking march on Washington. They call the Juggalo World a movement, right? Well, let’s…
Will ‘Stranger Things’ Get A Second Season?
Not surprisingly, people are already asking for a second season of Netflix series ‘Stranger Things’. If you haven’t seen it yet, stop what you are doing and watch it now. If ‘The Goonies’ and ‘E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial’ and ‘Stand By Me’ had a baby and Steven Spielberg and Stephen King adopted it, you would have…
Fight The Power With These Public Enemy Action Figures
Are you looking to Fight The Power with your toys? Then Welcome to the Terrordome because Public Enemy has its “first action figure as a set” featuring Chuck D, Flavor Flav, Professor Griff, and Terminator X. Designed by Es Piskor, of Hip Hop Family Tree fame, and sculpted by Tomohiro Yasui, these 4 inch action…
Your Festival Wristband Is Disgusting, Says Science
Science has confirmed what we’ve known all along. That festival wristband you’ve been wearing all summer is a disgusting disease-infested bacteria-filled strip of fabric. That wristband is basically a piece of clothing you never take off, when you sleep, shower, take the trash out, have intimate relations, pet a stray dog. We know some of…
Be Kind, Please Rewind, Forever
The VCR is no more. On Thursday, Funai Electronics, the world’s last producer of home-use video cassette recorders, announced it would be ending production of the once ubiquitous VCR. When VCRs were introduced they were technological wonders. You could watch a movie over and over again and record all the best of your Saturday morning…
Prince Bought The House From ‘Purple Rain’
When the house from “Purple Rain” went on the market in July of 2015 it drew a lot of interest from fans. The house, located at 3420 Snelling Ave. in Minneapolis, was used for the exterior shots where The Kid grew up in the 1984 film ‘Purple Rain’. Now, a year later it’s been revealed…
Let’s Make Jousting an Olympic Sport
Two people hurtling towards each other on horses trying to stab each other with 2x4s? I would watch the crap out of that. If English Heritage has its way, jousting may be the next Olympic sport we see at the summer games. In a petition launched by the group, they state that the “modern jouster…
