The Riot Fest Home Haircut Contest: Cut Your Hair and Win a Flowbee

As many of us quarantine for the health and safety of those around us, the current state of affairs has (hopefully) taught everything one important lesson: You should never cut your own hair. Like, seriously. Some of you have made some serious errors in judgement.

Thus, in the spirit of terrible haircuts, we’re hosting the Riot Fest Home Haircut Contest. We want to see your best and worst home haircuts and you could win a Flowbee Vacuum Hair Trimmer and a pair of Riot Fest tickets!

What the heck is a Flowbee, you ask? Why, only the most ridiculous looking hair-cutting vacuum cleaner novelty to come out of the 80s. Sure, it looks scary, but it’ll probably do a better job than you will—and the end result won’t be whatever you’re about to do to your hair to try and win Riot Fest tickets.

Here’s all the details:

Step 1: Take a photo of your home haircut. The worse the haircut the better.

Step 2: Submit your Home Haircut on Facebook and tell us what happened by posting your entry in the comments of this post.

Step 3: On Tuesday, May 5 at 11:00 am CDT, the Riot Fest staff will choose their favorite home haircut. One winner will receive a pair of GA tickets to Riot Fest 2020 and a Flowbee deluxe vacuum system.

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