Best of Riot Fest 2024 Photo Gallery + 3-Day Recap Video
So many great pictures, it’ll probably crash your tabsRiot Fest is over, and yeah, we’re bummed too. But don’t worry, the memories live on (and so do the porta-potty lines). There were crowdsurfing newlyweds, reunions, anniversaries, and of course, you beautiful maniacs. We’ll have a few more galleries, videos, and cool shit to share in the coming weeks, and we can’t wait until…
Couldn’t Get That Black Hoodie? Preorder Riot Fest 2024 Merch Now
Did you not go to Riot Fest but want to pretend you did?Are you already regretting not picking up some of our 2024 merch? Was your favorite design sold out by the end of the weekend? Did you not go to Riot Fest but want to pretend you did? We got you covered. Riot Fest 2024 merch is now live. Merch items typically ship in 2-3 weeks…
Riot Fest 2024: Sunday Photo Gallery
Riot Fest 2024 is over, but the memories will live on forever if you want them to. See the pics from day three, and don’t delete the app! We’ll have our Best Of Riot Fest Gallery, People Of Riot Fest Gallery, and a few more videos and photos coming your way soon. Plus, if you…
Riot Fest 2024: Saturday Photo Gallery
Gates open 12 PMIt’s the beginning of the end – Sunday of Riot Fest 2024 is here. Take a look at our Saturday photo gallery, and get ready to end this festival weekend with a bang. Today’s schedule and map are below; stay up-to-date throughout the day via the Riot App. Take a look at the final Late Night…
Riot Fest 2024: Friday Photo Gallery
Gates open at 11amRiot Fest 2024 Day One. If you can’t remember what happened, watch the video recap and see how good you look in all the photos. Today’s schedule and map are below; stay up-to-date throughout the day via the Riot App. We’ve also got daily schedules, Late Night Aftershows, transportation and neighborhood guides so you know where to get late night…
RIP Terry Ward; A Man Who Never Owned A Cellphone, And Had Zero Working Knowledge of the Kardashians
We Salute You Terry WardWe never had the pleasure of knowing (or even meeting) 71-year-old Vietnam War vet Terry Wayne Ward while he was alive, but the man appears to have been a legend in his native northwest Indiana. Yes, we know that the Jackson 5 set the bar unrealistically high for potential legends from the region, however Mr.…
The Bible Says The World Is Going To End (Again) This Summer. You’ll Never Guess Which Day We’ll All Die!
Good news. Once again, we finally have a date for the end of the world. According to the bible, the world is going to end in on June 24th. According Mathieu Jean-Marc Joseph Rodrigue, the bible says Riot Fest won’t be happening this year. And before you ask, no we do not offer refunds. To find the…
Five Comics You Should Be Reading That Handle Sex Like Adults
Outside of some curious corners of the underground, the history of comics and sexuality is…not so great. You know the books I’m talking about, blazoned with buxom ladies who are surely fracturing their spines in order to take on the bad guys, while also giving you a clear view of their goods. Or, even worse,…
The Daily Riot Fest Roundup
Thursday, January 25th, 2018The Guggenheim offered to loan the president and first lady a n18-karat, fully functioning, solid gold toilet. https://riotfest.org/2018/01/trumps-wanted-borrow-van-gogh-guggenheim-offered-gold-toilet-instead/ It’s 2 minutes to midnight, he hands that threaten doom. https://riotfest.org/2018/01/2-minutes-2-midnight/ Do you have Ty Segall fatigue? https://riotfest.org/2018/01/ty-segall-fatigue/ Lisa Goes To College. https://riotfest.org/2018/01/simpsons-punk-rock-album-cover-mashups-weve-waiting/ ADOPT THIS PUPPY https://riotfest.org/2018/01/riot-fest-adoptable-puppy-week-clumsy/ OMG IZ THEY FINALLY ANNOUNCING THE WAR ON ARBOR DAY‽…
The Trumps Asked To Borrow A Van Gogh From The Guggenheim. Museum Offered A Gold Toilet Instead
It’s not uncommon for the residents of the White House to borrow works of art from museums to decorate the Oval Office. The Obamas had paintings by Mark Rothko and Jasper Johns hanging in the Oval Office. The Kennedys borrowed a painting by Delacroix from the Smithsonian. In keeping with this tradition, the Trumps requested…
Riot Fest Adoptable Puppy of the Week: Clumsy
The shelter remains at a very high population and they are still looking for the public to come meet some amazing adoptable dogs. Stop in any day from 12pm-6pm to meet the pups and adopt. CLUMSY A176377 • 6-month-old Male • Available for Adoption at Chicago ACC Clumsy is a 6-month old neutered male who…
It’s Now 30 Seconds Closer to the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
The Doomsday Clock, created in 1947, is a symbolic timepiece designed to “warn the public about how close we are to destroying our world with dangerous technologies of our own making.” This ticking time bomb of a metaphor is a reminder of “the perils we must address if we are to survive on the planet.”…
Ty Segall fatigue? Get in better shape
A new year, a new Ty Segall record. Over the last decade, the restless California garage-rock savant has essentially released a new solo full-length each year — with the last three coming in the consecutive Januarys of 2016, 2017, and now 2018. None of that takes into consideration the collaborations and tributes and side projects…