
Riot Fest 2026 Single Day Tickets On Sale Now
1-Day, 2-Day, & 3-Day Tickets On Sale Now!

From GA to Deluxe VIP — the Quick Guide for Choosing the Right Ticket
Not trying to steer you one way or another but… VIP does have air-conditioned bathrooms..

Payment Plans still Available… For a limited time
So you want Riot Fest tickets AND the ability to make a few smaller payments with no interest instead of up front all at once. Done.

First Time Coming to Riot? Here’s Your Guide
All your burning questions (mostly) answered.Here’s an all-inclusive First Timer’s Guide in hopes you’ll feel a little less hopeless.

David Bowie Emojis Are Coming. Still No Lemmy Emoji.
The new Apple IOS 10.2 emojis have been unveiled. We’ll never have to speak or use words again. Harambe, an avocado, and a clown will be included, as well as “male and female singer” emojis based on the cover of David Bowie’s 1973 album, Aladdin Sane. We have reached out to Apple for a comment on where…

Jonah White Became A Millionaire By Selling Fake Plastic Hillbilly Teeth
Some people become millionaires by winning the lottery, or inheriting money from their family, or inventing some life changing new technology. Jonah White became a millionaire by selling fake plastic hillbilly teeth. Founder of Billy-Bob Teeth Inc., Jonah and his partner have made more than $50 million dollars by actually making people look they have…

Denver Is More Likely Than Chicago To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
A new “totally practical and 100 percent feasible” study by CareerBuilder, who are apparently experts on zombies, examined 53 of the largest metropolitan areas (those with more than 1 million residents) and calculated their chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse. Denver, you’re looking good. Chicago, you in danger girl. The cities are scored in the index…

This Five-Year-Old Does Not Like Tom Brady
via Deadspin – “My son is turning 5, and he and I go to the local Bills bar/restaurant to catch the games each Sunday. My wife helped me create this masterpiece of a cake for the Patriots game today. It was a big hit – and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know…




